Twitter Banned Me For The Next 12 Hours

 

According to “Twitter Rules” this probably happened for one of two reasons:

1) I told someone that the Rock was going to take their 12 year old kid, shine him up real nice, and shove him up his mom’s ass. This would probably qualify as “harrassment?” Ive heard this called “weaponized” as well. If I was reported for that and locked out, I dont want to be a part of Twitter anyway.

2) I retweeted too many people sending me AWESOME old school WWF moments and they might have seen that as spam. I dont think I RT’d enough to be lock-out-worthy though.

Either way, I apologize for NOTHING. Fuck Twitter. They are lost and getting left in the dust and they cant get out of their own way. If you need me I’ll be on Snapchat. Name: kfcbarstool

PS – The conspiracy theorist in my says Nate reported me because hes mad I blogged about the WWF

PPS – Only joking about Nate but theres a strong chance it was people from the Cauldron reporting me and that my friends is fucking hilarious